Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Claus (1997)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : I'm revising my Christmas wish list. This year I'm hoping for a computer, a mountain bike... Oh, and this great ski jacket I saw at the mall.

  Salem Saberhagen : You're not exactly the Little Match Girl, are you?

  Zelda Spellman : Those sound pretty expensive, Sabrina.

  Sabrina Spellman : I know. That's why I prepared a list of backup gift ideas in a variety of price ranges. Gotta go. Oh, and you'll note on the bottom, I've listed the times I won't be around, so you can wrap my presents.

• Zelda Spellman : For the last time, when I push, you pull. Got it?

  Hilda Spellman : Could you be less technical?

  Zelda Spellman : Oh!

  Salem Saberhagen : Keep trimming that tree, and you'll be able to use it in your car as an air freshener.

• Salem Saberhagen : Push, push. Push! Push! I knew those Lamaze classes would pay off.

  Zelda Spellman : There.

  Hilda Spellman : We have the makings of a beautiful fire hazard.

  Zelda Spellman : What do you think?

  Salem Saberhagen : That's what a mortal tree looks like? No wonder they drink during the holidays.

• Zelda Spellman : And, boy, it is really getting cold outside.

  Salem Saberhagen : Here's a tip, try wearing clothes.

  Zelda Spellman : Hey! What happened to my blouse? It was my favourite...

  Sabrina Spellman : Green silk one?

  Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, how many times do I have to tell you to ask before you borrow my clothes? Especially when I'm already wearing them.

• Sabrina Spellman : Something's wrong with me, Aunt Zelda. I conjured asparagus, I got Aunt Hilda's. I tried to conjure a blouse, I got yours.

  Salem Saberhagen : Whatever you do, don't conjure anything fur.

• Salem Saberhagen : How about a palm-sized digital camera? Not for me, but a friend who's fallen on hard times. We'll call him Salem.

• Salem Saberhagen : [referring to Christmas tree decorating]  Oh, I see. First you kill the tree, and then you humiliate it.

• Salem Saberhagen : This is a girl who has trouble getting to school on time, and she's supposed to deliver millions of presents by tomorrow morning? Am I the only one who sees a problem?

  Zelda Spellman : You know, Salem, that's an excellent point.

  Salem Saberhagen : That's an excellent point. That's an excellent point. That is the last time I point out the flaw in someone's logic.

• Salem Saberhagen : So the next time you're abroad, remember my simple rule, Kielbasa and sauerkraut, yes. Kielbasa and menudo and haggis, no.