Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Unplugged (2002)

J.P. Manoux: Stan

Quotes 

• Stan : [now very attentive waiter]  So, something to start?

  Sabrina Spellman : Uh, three lemonades, please.

  Stan : I'll squeeze them myself.

  [off to the kitchen] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Wow, what got into him?

  Roxie King : What got into him is what got into you.

• Sabrina Spellman : [in restaurant]  A word of warning, the service here is really slow.

  Stan : [waiter instantly there for pretty Tina]  I'm sorry, Miss. Uh, would you like a table? A menu?

  Tina : Just a cup of coffee to go.

  Sabrina Spellman : Uh, can I get a glass of water?

  [is ignored] 

  Stan : [to Tina]  I'll grind the beans myself.

  [rushes off to the kitchen] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [calling after departing waiter]  Or anything heavy to throw at you.