Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina and the Candidate (2002)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

Quotes 

• Robert Russell : Why would I tell you, of all people?

  Sabrina Spellman : Because I unfairly damaged your reputation, and now I just wanna help you. But I can't help you, unless you let me... help you. This isn't helping, is it?

• Sabrina Spellman : [rejected too-tame news articles]  What if I include the fight over who had the best brownies, the nuts lady or the no-nuts lady?

  Mike Shelby : You're nuts, lady. Bye!

  [waves, goes off] 

• Josh : [looking at TV screen]  Call me crazy, but that doll is a dead ringer for your Aunt Zelda.

  Sabrina Spellman : No way. That doll has a butt.