Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina's Choice (1998)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Lose something?
Hilda Spellman : My mind, possibly. I bought a new pair of shoes. I left them on this table for seconds, and now they're gone.
Sabrina Spellman : I'd say they didn't walk off by themselves, but in this house it could happen.
Hilda Spellman : I know what happened: Zelda. She's a compulsive neat freak. Back during the plague, she used to get upset if people didn't leave their dead in neat, tidy rows.
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Hilda Spellman : You said she didn't say no.
Sabrina Spellman : Which was true. Technically.
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Hilda Spellman : No.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, but everyone's going. I even think the custodial staff is coming.
Hilda Spellman : No. No fun.
Sabrina Spellman : But this isn't fun. It's a matter of survival. If I don't go, I'll be president of the Geeks Anonymous, only I won't be anonymous.
Hilda Spellman : Then I hope God grants you the serenity to know that my answer is something you can't change.
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Sabrina Spellman : You are aware this looks exactly like Aunt Zelda's place?
Hilda Spellman : It's the exact opposite. Plus, I added a doily.
Salem Saberhagen : I hate it.
Sabrina Spellman : How can you hate it? It's just like home.
Salem Saberhagen : Because I hate change, and it smells like sweat and spit.
Sabrina Spellman : That's you.
Salem Saberhagen : Oh.
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Hilda Spellman : I'm gonna go make you some nice noodle soup.
Zelda Spellman : I put that under C, for chicken. Or was it P, for poultry?
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Principal Willard Kraft : My grandmother's been wanting me to see someone.
Hilda Spellman : I'm sure you'll meet someone nice when you least expect it.
Principal Willard Kraft : No, this is "see someone" as in psychiatrist. Although admittedly, I have been seeing quite a few strange things here and there. Mostly here.
Zelda Spellman : I don't know what you're referring to.
Principal Willard Kraft : Well, strange sparkly things and paper dissolving and staircase slides and a townhouse that looks identical to this Victorian home.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, you don't need a psychiatrist. You just have a wonderfully active imagination.
Hilda Spellman : You probably feel so free to let yourself go around us because we're so relaxed and comforting.
Zelda Spellman : And normal.
Principal Willard Kraft : Good, so we're normal.
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Sabrina Spellman : What are you gonna do to me?
Zelda Spellman : Under the circumstances...
Hilda Spellman : The only thing we can do.
Sabrina Spellman : You're throwing me out?
Hilda Spellman : No. I'm moving out.
Sabrina Spellman : This is a very odd punishment.