Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina's Choice (1998)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : I went to a bad movie and a 99-cent store with Valerie and for that I have to miss a free concert?
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, I'll feel sorry for you tonight when I'm sleeping in my wicker basket by those old paint cans.
Sabrina Spellman : I can't believe Zelda. Where does she get off holding me to what I agreed to?
Salem Saberhagen : What is that famous expression? "If at first you don't succeed, try another aunt."
Sabrina Spellman : Doesn't sound very honest.
Salem Saberhagen : You want honest or do you wanna go out and bleed from your ears with Harvey?
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Salem Saberhagen : Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Why can't you act like a normal family and argue on the front lawn?
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Sabrina Spellman : You are aware this looks exactly like Aunt Zelda's place?
Hilda Spellman : It's the exact opposite. Plus, I added a doily.
Salem Saberhagen : I hate it.
Sabrina Spellman : How can you hate it? It's just like home.
Salem Saberhagen : Because I hate change, and it smells like sweat and spit.
Sabrina Spellman : That's you.
Salem Saberhagen : Oh.
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Sabrina Spellman : Sure, it's a little weird, but, you know, moving between two houses has its upside. I hear travel broadens you.
Salem Saberhagen : [crying] I'm a latchkey kitty.
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Sabrina Spellman : I have to find a way to get Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda back together.
Salem Saberhagen : Is there a spell that would force them to share a spleen?
Sabrina Spellman : Okay. How about if I find something that they both love and cherish and put it in danger?
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, what are you gonna do to me?
Sabrina Spellman : Not you. Me.
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, thank goodness. But I am willing to help. I could push you down the stairs.
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem, it's working. They'll be back together in no time.
Salem Saberhagen : I've been sizing up their spleens just in case.
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Sabrina Spellman : No, they called the doctor!
Salem Saberhagen : I was against this plan from the beginning.
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Salem Saberhagen : But why did the cat have to suffer?