Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina, the Teenage Boy (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Photos
Quotes
-
Sabrina Spellman : Hey, Libby, what are you doing here?
Libby Chessler : Jack's been in the bathroom forever. You'd think he was a girl.
Sabrina Spellman : Sorry, but I've seen Jack leave a while ago.
Libby Chessler : Sprat Split? I listened to pepper for him. Doesn't he know who I am?
-
Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina walks into her bedroom dressed as "Jack"] Salem, My man!
Salem Saberhagen : [shocked] Whoa, Adolesence is not sitting well with you!
Sabrina Spellman : [picks up Perfume bottle] Gonna walk among the guys, see what makes you tick.
Salem Saberhagen : Freeze!
[Sabrina stops]
Salem Saberhagen : Don't squirt that perfume unless you wanna be a boy who gets beaten up.
Sabrina Spellman : [Puts down bottle] Man, that was close.
Salem Saberhagen : It's not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinkin' like a dude. Picked a name yet?
Sabrina Spellman : Kirby?
Salem Saberhagen : We're back to getting beaten up here.