Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina, the Teenage Boy (1997)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina walks into her bedroom dressed as "Jack"] Salem, My man!
Salem Saberhagen : [shocked] Whoa, Adolesence is not sitting well with you!
Sabrina Spellman : [picks up Perfume bottle] Gonna walk among the guys, see what makes you tick.
Salem Saberhagen : Freeze!
[Sabrina stops]
Salem Saberhagen : Don't squirt that perfume unless you wanna be a boy who gets beaten up.
Sabrina Spellman : [Puts down bottle] Man, that was close.
Salem Saberhagen : It's not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinkin' like a dude. Picked a name yet?
Sabrina Spellman : Kirby?
Salem Saberhagen : We're back to getting beaten up here.