- Sabrina Spellman: Hey, Libby, what are you doing here?
- Libby Chessler: Jack's been in the bathroom forever. You'd think he was a girl.
- Sabrina Spellman: Sorry, but I've seen Jack leave a while ago.
- Libby Chessler: Sprat Split? I listened to pepper for him. Doesn't he know who I am?
- Sabrina Spellman: [Sabrina walks into her bedroom dressed as "Jack"] Salem, My man!
- Salem Saberhagen: [shocked] Whoa, Adolesence is not sitting well with you!
- Sabrina Spellman: [picks up Perfume bottle] Gonna walk among the guys, see what makes you tick.
- Salem Saberhagen: Freeze!
- [Sabrina stops]
- Salem Saberhagen: Don't squirt that perfume unless you wanna be a boy who gets beaten up.
- Sabrina Spellman: [Puts down bottle] Man, that was close.
- Salem Saberhagen: It's not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinkin' like a dude. Picked a name yet?
- Sabrina Spellman: Kirby?
- Salem Saberhagen: We're back to getting beaten up here.