"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Sweet & Sour Victory (TV Episode 1996) - Paul Feig as Mr. Eugene Pool

Mr. Eugene Pool : Bone is composed primarily of what?

[no one answers]

Mr. Eugene Pool : Come on, it's written on the board behind me.

[still no one answers]

Mr. Eugene Pool : Calcium! I just told you kids five minutes ago, don't you listen?

[the school bell rings and everyone gets their stuff together]

Mr. Eugene Pool : That you heard.
Sabrina Spellman : A bones hardness is derived mainly from calcium phosphate and calcium carbonate with small amounts of fluorides, sulphate's and chlorides.

Mr. Eugene Pool : You listened to what I said, why didn't you raise your hand?

Sabrina Spellman : It's never enough for you, is it?
Mr. Eugene Pool : Now we'll begin with some breathing exercises designed to help you locate your chi, and no that's not something you left in your locker. Ha ha. Er no, chi is inner strength, so everybody breath in. And out.

Harvey Kinkle : [to Sabrina] Wow, this is easier than badminton.

[Sabrina glares up at him]

Harvey Kinkle : Not that badminton's easy.
Mr. Eugene Pool : Now, er, together we're going to demonstrate the philosophy of the river and the rock.

[to Sabrina]

Mr. Eugene Pool : Which do you wanna be?

Sabrina Spellman : The rock, obviously. Nothing can move a rock.

Mr. Eugene Pool : Western thinking.
Sabrina Spellman : I thought you should know I agreed to a rematch with Tai Wai Tse.

Mr. Eugene Pool : That's fantastic. I'm thrilled. Although all future booking's should go through me.

Paul Feig: Mr. Eugene Pool