Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sweet Charity (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : It's an interesting theory, Jenny but I don't think there's a force field around this table.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Then why isn't anyone signing up to adopt a Grandparent?
Sabrina Spellman : Do you think it's clear that these adoptions are not legally binding?
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Well, at least we've filled the sign up sheet.
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, but it's all Harvey and... Mighty Mouse!
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Harvey Kinkle : Yeah, I only wish we could have gotten someone cool to be here.
Sabrina Spellman : Thanks a lot!
Harvey Kinkle : You know what I mean, someone others follow.
Sabrina Spellman : Like Libby the lord high empress of Westbridge?
Harvey Kinkle : I thought she was sophomore class president?
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Libby would never show her face here.
Harvey Kinkle : Maybe we could fake it. My dad says that Russia's on their third Boris Yeltzin.
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Libby Chessler : You do a good deed, you get a little back.
Mr. Eugene Pool : [Sabrina laughing] What's so funny?
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, um... the word cochleae.
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Sabrina Spellman : You see, Jenny and I started this adopt-a-grandparent programme. And then Libby got involved and now she's queen of the Senior Center. Why does she always have to win?
Hilda Spellman : Sabrina, charities not a contest. It sounds like when Libby wins, everybody wins.
Sabrina Spellman : Not me, I lost! She stole my adopted grandmother.
Hilda Spellman : Well, then why don't you get a new one?
Sabrina Spellman : Because all the good ones are taken.
Hilda Spellman : Just wait, people get old all the time and remember, virtue is it's own reward.
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Nana : [referring to Libby] Oh I'll miss her, she's such a sweet girl.
Sabrina Spellman : Nana, you an excellent judge of character.