- Sabrina Spellman: [to her aunts] An arranged marriage? How could you sell me out like that?
- Salem Saberhagen: [in fear of Aunt Irma] It was you or the omelet pan. Nice choice.
- Roxie King: [Miles pulled a hamstring three hours ago] Miles, could you stop the groaning? It's getting annoying.
- Miles Goodman: Roxie, you were here? How come you didn't come out to help me?
- Roxie King: [shrugs] I just thought you were talking to your mother.
- [last lines]
- Miles Goodman: [outclassed by Sabrina's impromptu ballet performance] I'm gonna hang up my tights. Actually, Roxie's tights.