Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe (2003)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [Salem groans]  Whoa, did you just sigh, or are you sitting on an accordion?

  Salem Saberhagen : I think I see a grey hair.

  Sabrina Spellman : What?

  [rushes to mirror] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Darn, you know, I knew this job would age me. You know, I'm two weeks away from a blue rinse and bunion pads.

  Salem Saberhagen : The grey hair is on me. Don't you think of anyone besides yourself?

• Sabrina Spellman : [opening envelope]  Okay, it says here that they like your stuff. They just want you to come back when you've had more experience.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : That's why I hate careers. It was so much easier getting experience with boys.

• Sabrina Spellman : Salem! You're dyeing your hair?

  Salem Saberhagen : [looks like a Christmas tree]  I'm just putting in some low-lights.

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, I had no idea they made a 'Just For Cats'.

  Salem Saberhagen : I had no idea how many shades of black there were.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Hi, Sabrina. Oh, what is going on with the cat?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, that, well, uh, I am not gonna color my hair without practicing first.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Oh, great idea! Later, I think I'll try my home bikini waxer on him.

  [Salem gasps and scampers off] 

• Morgan Cavanaugh : They say that everyone is given a special gift. If music is yours, I hope you saved the receipt.

  [goes off] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, don't listen to her, uh, I mean, what does she know about music? She thought B Flat was a bra size.

• Sabrina Spellman : And, Morgan, I owe you an apology too.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Yes, you're right. There was nothing wrong with Daniel's outfit. It just takes a special person to pull off feathers.

  Sabrina Spellman : [softly, to herself]  Yeah, a chicken plucker.