Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Third Aunt from the Sun (1996)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Zelda Spellman : No-no-no!
Sabrina Spellman : But it's my belly button!
Zelda Spellman : U-hu! It's our belly button. You can have it back when you turn 18.
Hilda Spellman : Don't tell me, she still wants to hang keys off her navel? Sabrina, even I think that's gross.
Sabrina Spellman : I still wanna do it.
Hilda Spellman : You'll regret it. I had to wait 2 centuries to have the Cromwell Rules tattoo removed from my shoulder.
Zelda Spellman : That's not where it was.
Hilda Spellman : Be quiet!
Zelda Spellman : The point is these things go in and out of style. You have to remember you're built for the long haul.
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Vesta Spellman : Now doesn't anyone want to tell me where your teacher left off? You! Spill!
Harvey Kinkle : W-w-w-we were talking about skin.
Vesta Spellman : Always moisturise and use an exfoliant. Any questions? Yes?
Sabrina Spellman : What does moisturiser have to do with science?
Vesta Spellman : Science isn't everything. What about beauty and art and culture? Why do we have to focus on science?
Sabrina Spellman : Because this is biology?
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Vesta Spellman : I even carry a photo of me holding you as a baby.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, look. There's aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. Is that Andy Worhol?
Vesta Spellman : Mm. Those were the good times. I don't know why but the 18s are always the best decade of every century.
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Vesta Spellman : You see they actually enjoy living on Earth and I can't stand mortals for too long.
Sabrina Spellman : You know I'm half mortal?
Vesta Spellman : Oh! Not that there's anything wrong with that, darling. It's just that, well, mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything. It tends to make them bitter.
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Zelda Spellman : Um, Sabrina, since Hilda and I have to work, how would you feel about spending the weekend at aunt Vesta's pleasure-dome?
Sabrina Spellman : I'd really like that! But I'm afraid if I'm too enthusiastic you wont let me.
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Hilda Spellman : She was supposed to be in school.
Vesta Spellman : Well, we tried to make her last class but then we stopped in Milano for gelato.
Sabrina Spellman : You have to.
Hilda Spellman : No, you don't.
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Vesta Spellman : We need to talk.
Sabrina Spellman : Did I do something wrong?
Vesta Spellman : No! Why do you always assume when we need to talk you did something wrong?
Sabrina Spellman : Because I'm a teenager?
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Zelda Spellman : Didn't you like the Pleasure-dome?
Sabrina Spellman : It was okay, but the truth is without 'can'ts' and 'don'ts' it's hard to know where the fun is.
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Sabrina Spellman : These boots are killing me.
Vesta Spellman : Deal with it. There's no room for sensible shoes in rock and roll.
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Sabrina Spellman : Without can'ts and don'ts it's hard to know where the fun is.