Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Trial by Fury (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : There's nothing worse than when your parents call you up-tight.
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Sabrina Spellman : It was so humiliating. He made me take the test in front of the whole class.
Hilda Spellman : Like some sort of zoo monkey?
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah.
[with sign language]
Sabrina Spellman : Co-Co hate teacher man.
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Hilda Spellman : You might want to try and deal with him the mortal way first.
Sabrina Spellman : You mean tepee his house?
Hilda Spellman : No. Talk to him.
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Hilda Spellman : I bet that's our judge.
Sabrina Spellman : In the refrigerator?
Hilda Spellman : Yes. Witch judges take turns in the deep freeze to prevent media bias. For example, Judge Samuels has been in here since 1956.
Sabrina Spellman : Wow! A man untouched by CNN.
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Sabrina Spellman : It's too early to tell but there is a chance that for the rest of my life I will fear math. I will sweat every time I have to calculate a tip. I will put off balancing my cheque-book. I will play blackjack but I will not understand it.
Judge Samuels : If you understood it, you wouldn't play it.
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Zelda Spellman : Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson.
Sabrina Spellman : Some people are just jerks?
Hilda Spellman : Yes, but if you study hard and you don't let him get to you, you will pass algebra and then you can forget it. But he's trapped in
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Sabrina Spellman : Don't worry, you'll be happy again soon.
Salem Saberhagen : Please! Shelly was the love of my life. What would ever replace her in my heart?
Sabrina Spellman : Maybe this'll help.
Salem Saberhagen : A giant ball of yarn! Oh, this is the best ever!
Sabrina Spellman : I thought you'd like it.
Salem Saberhagen : Like it? I don't even remember her name!
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Sabrina Spellman : Well, in that problem the roots turn out to be round numbers but what if the roots turn out to be irrational?
Mr. James T. Rothwell : Irrational? You mean like teenage girls? Just express those roots in radical form.