Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Trial by Fury (1997)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

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Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : Zelda, you'll never guess who called. I'll give you a hint. Shelly.

  Zelda Spellman : Shelly? Your ex-girlfriend? The one who left you?

  Salem Saberhagen : She didn't leave me! She just needed some time by herself.

  Zelda Spellman : 2 decades?

  Salem Saberhagen : 3, but and I repeat but by the sound of her voice, I'd say she has crawling back on her mind.

  Zelda Spellman : I see. Did you happen to mention that you're a cat now?

  Salem Saberhagen : Is it that noticeable?

• Salem Saberhagen : What do ya think? A red Lamborgini. This has to impress my ex-girlfriend Shelly.

  Hilda Spellman : Sure! Now all you have to do is lose the paws, the whiskers and the fur.

  Salem Saberhagen : Hey, so what if I'm a cat? This car says I've got it going on!

• Salem Saberhagen : I'd be more nervous if I weren't so good looking.

• Shelley : You wanna talk? You have changed.

  Salem Saberhagen : You could say that.

• Shelley : You're a cat?

  Salem Saberhagen : Technically.

  Shelley : Who's your friend?

  [whipping off Salem's friend's hat] 

  Shelley : A mannequin! How long were you expecting this to fool me?

  Salem Saberhagen : Another 30 seconds.

• Sabrina Spellman : Don't worry, you'll be happy again soon.

  Salem Saberhagen : Please! Shelly was the love of my life. What would ever replace her in my heart?

  Sabrina Spellman : Maybe this'll help.

  Salem Saberhagen : A giant ball of yarn! Oh, this is the best ever!

  Sabrina Spellman : I thought you'd like it.

  Salem Saberhagen : Like it? I don't even remember her name!