- Zelda Spellman: [Zelda sees what appears to be cans moving by themselves, but is actually an invisible Salem moving them about] Salem.
- Salem Saberhagen: Salem's not here.
- Zelda Spellman: Oh, then he won't want me to open any of those cans for him.
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh... wait, here he is now. 'Salem, how 'bout some of that Sockeye?' Love some.