- Sabrina Spellman: [snowstorm erupting the moment she sets foot outside, not wearing coat] Holy cheese and crackers! Cold, cold, cold!
- Sabrina Spellman: [to party guests] Oh, don't you feel terrible for that poor supermodel outside? The way both her straps just snapped off like that?
- [all the men rush out]
- Sabrina Spellman: [empty cage meant for a witch] He wants to cage me?
- Angus: [caged leprechaun] Oh, boy, we got a bright one.
- Sabrina Spellman: [emergency phone call] Morgan, it's me.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, if it isn't Susie-Snooty-Society-Snob.
- Roxie King: [roommates inviting themselves] Sabrina, it's okay. We know how awkward it is to go to a party where you don't know anybody.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: That's what we're here for. And don't worry, I won't wear my best stuff, so you'll still look pretty.
- Sabrina Spellman: [as those two go off] Sometimes I swear they are two of the most dense people I know.
- Harvey Kinkle: [eyes locked on TV screen] I wonder if we'll ever have a Canadian president?
- Sabrina Spellman: Maybe there's a gas leak in this house.
- Victor: So... what do you think of the gallery?
- Sabrina Spellman: [weird-looking art] Oh, I... I like this... uh, tangled chrome thingy. It's too bad somebody left their orange in it.
- Victor: I think that's part of the sculpture.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, in that case, I think I may just have eaten a $6 000 banana.