Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)
Ellen Comes to Camp (1992)
Kirk Baily: Kevin 'Ug' Lee
Quotes
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Kevin 'Ug' Lee : [after Ug falls over cause his shoelaces were tied together] Budnick, I'm gonna nail you!
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Ellen : No one has ever treated me this way! No one!
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Ellen, is that you?
Ellen : I'm gonna go tell my Uncle and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No one has ever disciplined Ellen in her whole life and Dr. Kahn was delighted someone could teach her a lesson. And he even said I could take you to a concert out of camp. And he's paying!
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Dina Alexander : Hey Ug, thanks for sticking us with Elle she trashed our bunks.
Telly Radford : Yeah, she ruined my shirt.
Z.Z. Ziff : She cracked my terrarium.
Dina Alexander , Telly Radford , Z.Z. Ziff : And we're gonna tell Dr. Kahn!
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, no, no, please, please don't tell Dr. Kahn! I'll pay for all of the damages. I don't even know what a terrarium is but it's probably expensive.
Dina Alexander : And the only place I bought my makeup at is out of business.
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : So that means you won't be able to buy any more makeup.
Dina Alexander : No, it means I have to special order it from France, have it shipped here and it'll cost three times as much to replace it.
Bobby Budnick : [Budnick and Ronnie come over] Hey, Ug, that Ellen kid broke into the rec room and snapped all my guitar strings.
Ronnie Pinsky : And then she smashed my drums.
[they all stick their hand out for money]
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, boy.
[he gets out his wallet]
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Okay, there's yours. That's for you. For your T-shirt. For your terrarium. And for French make-up.
[looks inside his wallet]
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Boy, getting a raise is costing me a fortune.
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Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : That was my sandwich and I paid for that bag of chips. That's it, I'm gonna tell Dr. Kahn that his niece is a thief.
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, no, please, please Donkeylips just take mine, take mine, I don't wanna make any waves and jeopardize my raise.
[gets out his wallet]
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, and here's some money to pay for the potato chips. Okay? There, that should do it.
[he sighs and puts his wallet away]
Kevin 'Ug' Lee : I wasn't really hungry anyway.