Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Ellen Comes to Camp (1992)

Michael Bower: Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen

Quotes 

• Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : The Bobby Budnick Method to Success tape, take one.

  [claps the clapper] 

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Ow.

  Bobby Budnick : Today I'm gonna tell ya how to make a million dollars by the time you're sixteen. Your first car can be a Rolls Royce. You can BUY yourself a high school diploma. And how? Today I'm going to teach you The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess, a proven get-rich plan that allows you to earn a fortune by selling candy, bootleg concert tapes and t-shirts. But let's not take MY word for it. Let's talk to some of our satisfied customers. Have you used The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess?

  Ronnie Pinsky : Yes, I have, Bobby. At no money down, I was able to buy a single box of grape licorice at a bank foreclosure and sell it to friends. I made over 1000% profit overnight.

  Bobby Budnick : Ha. Did you say profit with no money down?

  [Kids in background applaud] 

• Bobby Budnick : [Donkeylips kicks Budnick in the back lightly]  Why did you do that?

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Because the sign on your back said so.

  Bobby Budnick : Ellen.

  Ellen : [Ellen pops up from outside the window]  You called? Hi guys, great soda. Why don't you have some?

  [she opens up the soda and sprays it everywhere] 

• Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : That was my sandwich and I paid for that bag of chips. That's it, I'm gonna tell Dr. Kahn that his niece is a thief.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, no, please, please Donkeylips just take mine, take mine, I don't wanna make any waves and jeopardize my raise.

  [gets out his wallet] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, and here's some money to pay for the potato chips. Okay? There, that should do it.

  [he sighs and puts his wallet away] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : I wasn't really hungry anyway.