Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Ellen Comes to Camp (1992)

Trevor Eyster: Sponge Harris

Quotes 

• Sponge Harris : What happens If touch these two wires together?

  Sponge Harris : You activate the chemicals inside, cause a chain reaction and then it ends with -

  [a big puff of smoke comes out and hits Spoonge in the face] 

  Sponge Harris : an explosion.

  [Ellen snickers] 

  Sponge Harris : Now Ellen, that was very bad. Why did you do that?

  Ellen : I felt like it.

  [in childish voice] 

  Ellen : Now what are you gonna do about it? Tell my Uncle?

  Sponge Harris : No, I'm gonna very nicely ask you to sit down. Instead of working with the volcano. You're work with the computer tracking system.

  Ellen : Great, I love computers! But what happens when type in the word 'erase'...

  Sponge Harris : Did you say erase?

  Ellen : Yep!

  Sponge Harris : Absolutely nothing happens, nothing happens at all.

  Ellen : Nothing happens huh? Then, what about 'reformat'?

  Sponge Harris : No! You just completely reprogrammed my entire disk! Everything's ruined! And do you know what I'm gonna do?

  Ellen : Tell my Uncle and get me kicked out of camp?

  Sponge Harris : No, I'm gonna sit here very nicely, very quietly and reprogram the whole thing.