Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Ellen Comes to Camp (1992)

Blake Sennett: Ronnie Pinsky

Quotes 

• Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : The Bobby Budnick Method to Success tape, take one.

  [claps the clapper] 

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Ow.

  Bobby Budnick : Today I'm gonna tell ya how to make a million dollars by the time you're sixteen. Your first car can be a Rolls Royce. You can BUY yourself a high school diploma. And how? Today I'm going to teach you The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess, a proven get-rich plan that allows you to earn a fortune by selling candy, bootleg concert tapes and t-shirts. But let's not take MY word for it. Let's talk to some of our satisfied customers. Have you used The Bobby Budnick Method to $uccess?

  Ronnie Pinsky : Yes, I have, Bobby. At no money down, I was able to buy a single box of grape licorice at a bank foreclosure and sell it to friends. I made over 1000% profit overnight.

  Bobby Budnick : Ha. Did you say profit with no money down?

  [Kids in background applaud] 

• Dina Alexander : Hey Ug, thanks for sticking us with Elle she trashed our bunks.

  Telly Radford : Yeah, she ruined my shirt.

  Z.Z. Ziff : She cracked my terrarium.

  Dina Alexander , Telly Radford , Z.Z. Ziff : And we're gonna tell Dr. Kahn!

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, no, no, please, please don't tell Dr. Kahn! I'll pay for all of the damages. I don't even know what a terrarium is but it's probably expensive.

  Dina Alexander : And the only place I bought my makeup at is out of business.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : So that means you won't be able to buy any more makeup.

  Dina Alexander : No, it means I have to special order it from France, have it shipped here and it'll cost three times as much to replace it.

  Bobby Budnick : [Budnick and Ronnie come over]  Hey, Ug, that Ellen kid broke into the rec room and snapped all my guitar strings.

  Ronnie Pinsky : And then she smashed my drums.

  [they all stick their hand out for money] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, boy.

  [he gets out his wallet] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Okay, there's yours. That's for you. For your T-shirt. For your terrarium. And for French make-up.

  [looks inside his wallet] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Boy, getting a raise is costing me a fortune.