Sanford and Son (TV Series)
This Little TV Went to Market (1973)
Bill McLean: TV Repairman
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : You were nice enough to give me a tip about my TV, so I'm gonna give you a tip. You got a lot of equipment on that truck, right?
TV Repairman : Yeah.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, here's my tip: get out of this neighborhood before it gets dark.
TV Repairman : [Chuckling] I don't worry about that. I'm bonded.
Fred G. Sanford : And that's how they'll find you - bonded and gagged.
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TV Repairman : [First lines] Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it won't cost you anything to get this repaired.
Fred G. Sanford : What's the bad news?
TV Repairman : It can't be repaired.