- Harry Edelson: Rabbi, you do not seem to unerstand here: my wife is sleeping with another man!
- Rabbi: Sleeping, in the bed, sleeping?
- Rabbi: Yes!
- Rabbi: Naked in the bed sleeping?
- Harry Edelson: I'm afraid so, yes.
- Vincent Price: But I have another, more personal, reason for urging you to support public television. You see, without these fine programmers who occasionally see fit to employ this humble mummer, I'd be spending many a morning at the Hanna-Barbera office playing the voice of the evil Doctor von Blowfish in the Snorks series.