Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Sting (1987)

Steve Martin: Self - Host, Various

Quotes 

• CPO Martin : Permission to speak freely, sir?

  Captain : Yes, by all means.

  CPO Martin : You big, fat, stinking bastard! God, how I hate you! You make me want to puke with your flatulent breath and your 'Oh, I order you to do this' and 'Oh, I order you to do that'. Who the hell do you think you are, you pusilanimous bag of week old gold goat manure! If I had a dollar, no if I had a nickle for every...

  Captain : Okay, okay, that's enough! I meant about the voyage!

  CPO Martin : Ah.

• Bondgirl : James, be careful. Goldsting does not like to lose.

  James Bond : Oh, like I do?