Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Hammer (1991)

Phil Hartman: Various

Quotes 

• Kenneth Hornaday : Please Hammer, don't hurt him.

• Drover : You see, Jake, when you go into town, it's not just you going... it's me, and it's Flappy... and it's Toothless and it's Beaverhead... Squishy and... Little Squishy and... Gabby and Garbonzo... . and Big Squishy and Roy... and Psycho... and all the rest.

• Todd : Carl, what's cooking in weather?

  Bill : Eh, I'll tell you what's happening in the weather: it's raining bombs in Hawaii, that's what's happening!