Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Goodman/Everclear (1996)

Jim Breuer: Self, Various, Hoagie, Joe Pesci

Quotes 

• Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta : Joey, I gotta aks you somethin'.

  Joe Pesci as Joey La Motta : What's that, Jake?

  Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta : It's a question.

  Joe Pesci as Joey La Motta : Whatsamatter, Jake? What's wrong?

  Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta : [pause]  Did you shampoo my wife?

  Joe Pesci as Joey La Motta : Oh... how can you ask that, I'm your brother.

  Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta : Answer the shampooing question, Joey. Did you or did you not shampoo my wife?

  Joe Pesci as Joey La Motta : You know what? You're a sick shampoo, you know that? I'm not gonna answer, 'cause your head is all shampood up over here! In fact, why don't you go shampoo yourself, you stupid paranoid mother shampooer!