Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Samuel L. Jackson/Ben Folds Five (1998)

Will Ferrell: Various

Quotes 

• Harry Caray : Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

  Colin Quinn : What?

  Harry Caray : I know I would. First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious... So would you?

  Colin Quinn : I don't know.

  Harry Caray : Don't jerk me around, Norm, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

  Colin Quinn : I guess so.

  Harry Caray : Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend.