Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Samuel L. Jackson/Ben Folds Five (1998)
Tim Meadows: Various
Quotes
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Bar patron : [referring to the Titanic] So tell me, how did you two get offa that boat?
Freddy : Well, Milton here came up with a bright idea...
Milton : That's right. I noticed a lot of them white folks had frozen to death out there in that water, so we tied a bunch o' them together and made ourselves a Dead White Folks Boat.
Freddy : Yep! We had enough white folks to make a pretty fancy boat, too! Had a shuffleboard, a swimming pool, the H.S.M...
[they clink beerglasses and laugh]
Milton : And we were making good time back to New York until our Dead White Folks Boat hit an iceberg.
Milton : Ho, ho, ho! But that's another story.
