- Joey Potter: You know, years from now, when I look back, I'm not gonna remember Peepers for spitting apple in my face, I'm... I'm gonna remember him for humping the couch just as much as he humped me.
- Passive-Aggressive Pam: Say, that's really a cute outfit. You know, I wish I could pull off that funky thrift store look.
- Passive-Aggressive Pam: You know, I wanna work in this department. Every time I'm in here, you're on break.