Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Pierce Brosnan/Destiny's Child (2001)

Rachel Dratch: Various

Quotes 

• Anne Robinson : Contestants like you make me realize that mandatory sterilization programs aren't such a bad idea!

• Anne Robinson : We'll start with Pinhead #1. That's you, Dennis! Let's play "The Weakest Link".

  [starts the game] 

  Anne Robinson : Dennis, in television, Ernie, Chip, and Uncle Charlie were regular characters on what 1965 sitcom?

  Dennis : [stammering]  My Three So- My Three Sons.

  Anne Robinson : Correct. And congratulations, it seems sitting around in your underwear watching Nick-at-Nite has finally paid off.

  [to contestant Dale] 

  Anne Robinson : Dale, in literature, which 1851 epic novel begins with the words "Call Me Ishmael"?

  Dale : Moby Dick.

  Anne Robinson : Correct! I can tell you're quite familiar with the word "dick"!

  Dale : [confused]  Why... why would you say that?

• Anne Robinson : Tamara, in Quantum Mechanics, you are an ugly, ugly woman who is going to die alone and unloved!

  Tamara : That wasn't even a question!

  Anne Robinson : Correct... no *question* about it!

• Dan : Hey... why are you so mean?

  Anne Robinson : Silence, monkey!

  Dennis : Honestly. Honestly, help us out here? Why are you such an unbelievable bitch?

  Anne Robinson : [troubled]  I... I never thought about it before, I...

  [she thinks back to her childhood] 

  Anne Robinson's Father : [flashback]  My beautiful children, my angels, we love you all so very much. But as you all know, times are very hard and we can't afford to keep you all And Anne, since you answered the fewest number of trivia questions correctly, you are "The Weakest Link"! Goodbye!

  [he leaves the room with his wife and the rest of his children, leaving Anne behind] 

  Young Anne Robinson : Mum! Dad! Wait! I'm not "The Weakest Link"! I'm not "The Weakest Link"!