Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Calista Flockhart/Ricky Martin (2000)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Tina Fey : When Al Gore realized that he still had a chance in Florida Tuesday, he called George W. Bush at 3:30 in the morning to withdraw his concession, saying "Circumstances have changed." Bush replied, "Unbelievable. Let me make sure I understand. You're taking back your concession?" Gore then said, "Well, you don't have to be snippy." To which Bush replied, "Jeb has assured me we have Florida." To which Gore responded, "Let me explain something. Your younger brother is not the ultimate authority on this." To which Bush said, "You conceded. No take-backs. No do-overs." And Gore was like, "I had my fingers crossed." And Bush was all like, "I'm not trying to hear that, see!" And then Gore was like, "Oh, no you didn't."

  [audience applause] 

  Tina Fey : Yeah, and then Gore hung up on Bush and Bush totally Star 69-ed him and was like, "I know where you're at. I got your number on my Caller ID." And now, Jimmy, they're like not speaking, which is so awkward for me, 'cause I'm friends with both of them...

  Jimmy Fallon : That's so unfair, that they put you in that position.

  Tina Fey : I know, right? Well, back to you...

• Jimmy Fallon : Online advocates say that the delays and confusion over ballot counting wouldn't be a problem if people voted on the Internet. Oh, that's a great idea. Sure, they can't handle punch cards, but old people love the Internet. My grandfather is afraid of his answering machine!