Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Ashton Kutcher/50 Cent (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Self - Host, The Muskrateer

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Quotes 

• Ashton Kutcher - Host : [Ashton Kutcher enters on stage, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. He is in only his underwear, and we hear his inner thoughts]  Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?

• Maya Rudolph : How's about a... how's about a hug for Mama, huh? Yeah.

  Ashton Kutcher : [begins to hug Maya, but thinks to himself]  Oh, no! This is not good. No hugging the ladies in the tighty whities. Abort! Abort!