Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews (2003)

Rachel Dratch: Various, Barbara Walters, Mrs. Dalrymple

Quotes 

• Martha Stewart : Barbara, if I were a man, people would be applauding my behaviour, not trying to put me in jail.

  Barbara Walters : If you were a man, I'd be all over you like butter on beans. But you are not a man, you are a woman. And a hateful one at that.