Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews (2003)

Chris Parnell: Various, Merv The Perv

Quotes 

• Chris Parnell : [about Andy Roddick]  Well in all fairness, he's never done sketch comedy before.

  John McEnroe : Hey, I've never had sex with Beyoncé Knowles before, but if I got the chance I wouldn't choke up like this kid.

  Chris Parnell : Point taken.

• Woman : I will break every bone in your body.

  Merv the Perv : I'd like to break in your bod with my boney!