Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Michael Sarrazin/Keith Jarrett, Gravity (1978)

Bill Murray: Husband, Johnny Ludlow, Self, Abraham Lincoln

Quotes 

• Johnny : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

  [exits boys' room] 

  Johnny : Man, my penis really hurts when I urinate.

• Johnny : Well why does my penis hurt so much when I urinate?