Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Paul Giamatti/Ludacris featuring Sum-41 (2005)
Amy Poehler: Weekend Update Anchor, Various
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Quotes
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[Jenna and Barbara are speaking in their 'secret language;' Jenna is drunk from a party]
President George W. Bush : [entering] Hey. Y'all still up? Your mother asked the chef for some more of that Crème Broule, or as I like to call it: Freedom Puddin'.
Jenna Bush : Don't-ba tell-ba him-ba I'm-ba blasted!
Barbara Bush : But it's-ba so-ba bobvious.
Barbara Bush : What are y'all talkin' about?
Jenna Bush : Tell-ba him-ba it's-ba food-ba poisoning!
President George W. Bush : I never could understand this crazy twin talk. It's hard!
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Senator Barbara Boxer : [At the Senate confirmation hearings] Dr. Rice, how do you respond to the charges made during this hearing that you lied and manipulated facts about Iraq?
Condaleeza Rice : What? Oh, I'm sorry, Senator; I wasn't listening. I was looking at my new business cards. You know, the ones that say 'Secretary of State'.