"Saturday Night Live" Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band (TV Episode 1982) - Joe Piscopo as Various, Doug Llewelyn, Artemus Gordon, Paulie Herman, Andy Rooney, Winston Churchill

Andy Rooney : Did'ja ever notice how many different names there are for women's breasts? There's bosoms, balloons, bunkers, bonkers, hooters, noonies, knobs and jugs. And then there's zeppelins, Dairy Queens, space warmers, Grand Tetons and love pillows. Of course, my favorite has always been: Twin Cinemas.

Joe Piscopo: Various, Doug Llewelyn, Artemus Gordon, Paulie Herman, Andy Rooney, Winston Churchill