Scrubs (TV Series)

My Boss's Free Haircut (2005)

Lindsay Hollister: Nell

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : You are going to shut your damn yapper and listen for a change, because I got you pegged, sweetheart. You want to take the easy way out with the surgery because you're scared. You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame. Well, Missy, let me break this down for you, Bobbo-style. Life is scary. Get used to it.

  J.D. : [Narration]  And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.

  Dr. Kelso : There are no magical fixes. It's all up to you. So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doin' the work.

  Nell Goldman : What if it's too hard?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, what if it's too hard?

  Dr. Kelso : Turkleton, I have no idea why you're chiming in, but I'll say this to both of you. Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

• Nell Goldman : Why am I paying you to tell me things I've already figured out on my own?

  Dr. Kelso : Maybe because I graduated first of my class at Stanford in 1972.

  Nell Goldman : You graduated 12th in your class in 1968.

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : She Googled your ass.