Scrubs (TV Series)

My Drama Queen (2003)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

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• Dr. Bob Kelso : Dammit, Perry, you're there to teach! If I wanted somebody to lay around all day and do nothing, I would've wheeled in a corpse... or my housekeeper, Rosalba.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Sooo, Ted! How is Professor Cox doing?

  Ted : Excellent, sir! And you know what else? I quit!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No, you don't.

  Ted : Well, I'm leaving early today!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No, you're coming back to my office and doing busy work!

  Ted : Fine. But I'm getting a soda first!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Whatever.

  [Dr. Kelso leaves, and Ted raises his arms over his head in victory] 

• Ted : Okay, gang! Before we begin, Dr. Kelso wants me to remind you of the legal ramifications of all your teensy snafus.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Teensy snafus? Good God, Ted, it's not a Dr. Seuss story!

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Now, listen up, nametags! Over fifty percent of our lawsuits can be traced back to poor patient-doctor communication. To that end, if any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes, you will be joining me in my new daily seminar on doctor-patient relations. My first invitee will be Dr. Murphy, whom I recently overheard telling someone, Stop bleeding, stop bleeding, oh, God, please stop bleeding.

  Doug : It was a gusher!