Scrubs (TV Series)
My Hypocritical Oath (2005)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : [sees Turk sitting on the desk] What the Hell are you doing?
Dr. Christopher Turk : [with excitement] I get to have SEX!
Dr. Bob Kelso : [under breath] I hate this place.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude! You can't tell her! They won't let you be a doctor anymore!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Who cares! I'd make more money bartending!
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk enters with an entire armful of coats] Baby! So, I didn't know which one was yours, so I grabbed all of 'em.
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Kylie : What happened to your eye?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, this, it's a little embarrassing. I was playing baske...
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk enters] Embarrassing for me, actually, see... .
[Quietly to J.D]
Dr. Christopher Turk : It's wing-man time.
[to Kylie]
Dr. Christopher Turk : We were playing basketball, and he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yeah. I ally-ooped him.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Under breath] Shut up.
Kylie : [to James] Mmm! You coulda used J.D. at Seton Hall!
Dr. Christopher Turk : [to J.D] Oh, also, the soup kitchen where you volunteer called, and they said--
[to James]
Dr. Christopher Turk : You played ball at Seton Hall?
James : All four years.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Get outta here!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Did-did-did the soup kitchen where I volunteer have a message?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, they're out of broth. So what was like playing college ball?