Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Day (2002)

Aloma Wright: Nurse Roberts

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : [JD recently identified a disease in a patient from watching a TV show and Dr. Cox wants to prove it was a fluke]  Here's your chance. Two identical patients. I say we divide 'em up, just like in "The Parent Trap". One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello. The other goes with the whiny, neurotic, sexually repressed mom, oh, just you all over. Oh, and I checked tonight's TV listings. There is no special on that disease, so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster.

  J.D. : Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic thrombo cyto... cytop top top top... toppy... toppy.

  Nurse Roberts : Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

• J.D. : And Laverne, I'm sorry I'm bein' such a pain about this guy, it's just that Dr. Cox and I have this little competition goin', and... I know that probably seems insensitive to you...

  Nurse Roberts : Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face to face with Jesus.

• J.D. : [Voice over]  I think patients are like snowflakes - no two are alike.

  Nurse Roberts : All right, we've got two new admissions - both male, both mid-forties, both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

  J.D. : [Voice over]  I bet that snowflake thing is bogus, too.