J.D. : Look, man, it was one second of doubt, okay? Since when do you care what anybody else thinks?
Turk : I don't. I care what you think.
J.D. : So! How you guys gonna celebrate your divorce?
Turk : By not inviting you!
J.D. : Oh my God! Dude! I doubted you for a second, why are you so mad?
Turk : Maybe I needed you to believe in me!
Carla : I believe in you, baby.
Turk : Yeah, but we're married - that doesn't count.
Turk : Look J.D, I've gotta go, I can't be late... I got a new attending-plus, he's a question talker.
J.D. : What's a question talker?
The New Attending : Do I want you to be on time, Dr. Turk? Yes I do, Am I going to remember this? Of course I am.
Turk : Let me buy you lunch.
J.D. : I'm rich. I'll buy you lunch and some gold teeth to eat it with!
Turk : You know, you only got one more black joke this month before I bust your ass.
J.D. : Dammit! I used 'em all up watching "Barbershop 9".
Turk : Okay, that's it, and I'll get you later.
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