Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Game (2004)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Don't tell me - you and Sweaty Teddy here are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony you've been dreaming about?

  Dr. Kelso : Perry, even if I went that way - and believe me, there were nights in the service when it didn't sound so far-fetched - Ted is hardly my type.

  Ted Buckland : I beg to differ, I've seen Enid.

• Ted : Dr. Cox, remember a few years back, you asked me to look over your divorce papers to make sure "that slag would die a penniless whore"?

  Jordan : Hmmm.

  Ted : Sorry.

  Jordan : It's okay, "slag" is kind of his pet-name for me.

• Dr. Clock : Obviously for your ex-wife, just the illusion of hair is important.

  [She notices Dr. Cox] 

  Dr. Clock : Excuse me.

  [Walks away] 

  Ted Buckland : So you're saying it had nothing to do with my impotence?