Scrubs (TV Series)

My Quarantine (2005)

Christopher Darga: Homeless Steve

Quotes 

• J.D. : Danni, I'd love to stay and talk, but I'm giving Kylie here a tour of the ICU.

  Homeless Steve : Hey, hey, hey - you were gonna take me back to the underpass.

  J.D. : After the tour! What is it with you and the underpass?

• Elliot : So, how's it going with Kylie?

  [J.D. motions toward Kylie, who's asleep in a chair] 

  J.D. : This sucks! I need to look like a stud and a doctor can't look like a stud unless he's saving somebody's life. I need someone to have a heart attack!

  [Homeless Steve appears] 

  Homeless Steve : Got twenty bucks?