Scrubs (TV Series)

My Quarantine (2005)

Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan

Quotes 

• [the hospital is under quarantine] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Let's bear in mind that we are shorthanded: There are only four doctors here.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I counted more than that.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle-head. Here pee-pants is a pathologist, so he doesn't count. Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for "fake doctor," and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons.

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : There's only two of us.

  Dr. Perry Cox : You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.

• Dr. Todd Quinlan : I went out with this girl; she was like the worst first date ever. I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and for some reason I decide to take it out -

  Carla : Okay, your turn is done.