Scrubs (TV Series)

My Quarantine (2005)

Chrystee Pharris: Kylie

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Quotes 

• J.D. : It's so great because the residents are practically our slaves.

  J.D. : [thought]  Ah! I just said "slave" to my new, black girlfriend!

  Kylie : Unfreeze, J.D.; it's over.

• Kylie : So, uh, what's wrong with this guy?

  J.D. : [reading the chart]  Well, let's see. Fatigue, fever, malaise... Have you been to Hong Kong, sir?

  Patient : Yeah.

  J.D. : [thought]  And then I said something stupid...

  J.D. : Could be SARS.

  J.D. : [thought]  I forgot that if any doctor suspects SARS, it's cause for immediate quarantine lock-down.

  Dr. Perry Cox : What have you done, Newbie?

  Danni Sullivan : [offering a flask]  Quaran-tinies, anyone?

• J.D. : So be honest: Is this the worst first date you've ever been on or what?

  Kylie : I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting: being in a hospital, getting to see you in action. I just wish I could be your assistant.

  J.D. : Say no more. Lonnie! Shirt!

  Lonnie : No!

  J.D. : Don't make me say "pants" - I'll do it.

  [Lonnie removes his scrub shirt and gives it to Kylie] 

  J.D. : Still tanning, I see.

  Kylie : He's your bitch, isn't he?