Scrubs (TV Series)
My Quarantine (2005)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Carla : You know, on a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing and know exactly how far he was gonna get that night.
Elliot : Oh, me, too. And THAT guy's gettin' boobies!
[J.D. removes jacket, revealing his button up shirt to be short sleeved]
Elliot : Whooooa! THAT guy's gettin' a hug at the door!
[J.D. removes button up to reveal an Electric Boogie belly shirt]
Elliot : And THAT guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits!
J.D. : I know how ridiculous this looks.
Carla : I don't think you do!
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[Carla leads Turk into a patient's room]
Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm bored. I'm a surgeon and there's no surgery.
Carla : Why do you think I brought you in here? We're short-handed; Mr. Denson needs his bedsores redressed.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, that's nurse stuff; I don't have the expertise.
Carla : Turk, any idiot can be a nurse.
Dr. Christopher Turk : I know, I just think -
[Carla shoves Turk hard]
Carla : I knew you thought that - I knew it!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You tricked me...
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Dr. Todd Quinlan : I went out with this girl; she was like the worst first date ever. I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and for some reason I decide to take it out -
Carla : Okay, your turn is done.
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Carla : The worst first date that I ever had was with this guy who took me to this dump of a pizza parlor, right -
Dr. Christopher Turk : You know what? Really don't want to hear about this one, okay?
[Turk turns and nears Dr. Cox, who's talking to a separate group of people]
Dr. Perry Cox : ...and she didn't like the pizza I ordered because it had anchovies on it. Can you believe that?
[Turk hurriedly turns back to Carla's story]
Carla : ...it had *anchovies.*
[back to Cox]
Dr. Perry Cox : ...and pineapples.
[back to Carla]
Carla : ...and pineapples.
[back to Cox]
Dr. Perry Cox : ...and red peppers.
[back to Carla]
Carla : ...and green peppers.
[Turk relaxes]
Carla : Wait - red peppers.
Dr. Christopher Turk : No!
