Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Bookstore (1998)
Lauren Bowles: Waitress
Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : [as Elaine walks up, disheveled] Sleeping in the car again?
Elaine Benes : Cocktail flu.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Remembering] Oh, right. The big party...
George Costanza : You, uh, didn't dance again, did you?
Elaine Benes : No, I found a better way to humiliate myself. There was this guy, and we had a few too many...
George Costanza : You went home with him?
Elaine Benes : Worse. We made out at the table like our plane was going down!
Jerry Seinfeld : [Rubbing it in] Ah, the drunken make-out. An office classic. Did you end up xeroxing anything?
Elaine Benes : [Gives Jerry a look] Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?
Jerry Seinfeld : What's your position?
Elaine Benes : *I* am an *associate*.
George Costanza : Hey, me too.
[Waitress walks up]
Waitress : Yeah, me too.
Elaine Benes : Oh God. Why did I do this? Now I'm the office skank.
George Costanza : Well, unless you tell everybody you're dating.
Elaine Benes : Ooh... right. 'Cause if we're dating, what everyone saw was just a beautiful moment between two lovers.
Jerry Seinfeld : As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling.
Elaine Benes : Ooh, bravo.