- Reilly: [George is eating inordinate amounts of shrimp] You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!
- George Costanza: Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!
- Reilly: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
- George Costanza: Yeah...? Well, I had sex with your wife!
- McAdam: [awkward pause] His wife is in a coma.
- Manager: Vincent stopped making picks.
- Elaine Benes: Well how am I gonna know what movies to see?
- Manager: We have a wide variety of Gene picks.
- Elaine Benes: Gene's trash.
- Manager: I'm Gene.
- Shellbach: Situation #4: You're breathing on your own, you're conscious, but with no muscular function.
- Elaine Benes: I don't like the sound of this one.
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, let's pull the cord.
- Elaine Benes: Yank it like you're startin' a mower.
- Vincent: A Gene pick? How could you? I thought we had something special.
- Elaine Benes: No, it doesn't mean anything. I'm not even gonna rewind it.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I paid $200 for this racket because he said it's the only one he plays with. He could have played just as well with a log.