Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Dinner Party (1994)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : [to the counterwoman, after noticing a hair on the cinnamon babka] You sold me a hair with a cake around it.
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Elaine Benes : You know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm looking forward to it.
Elaine Benes : Yeah, I think it's gonna be a very smooth transition for you.
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Jerry Seinfeld : I don't feel so good.
Elaine Benes : What's wrong?
Jerry Seinfeld : My stomach. I think it was that cookie.
Elaine Benes : The black-and-white?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah.
Elaine Benes : Not getting along?
Jerry Seinfeld : I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.
Elaine Benes : Well, if we can't look to the cookie, where can we look?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, my stomach! I feel like I'm gonna throw up!
Elaine Benes : Wait. What about your vomit streak?
Jerry Seinfeld : I know! I haven't thrown up since June 29, 1980!